Final Day Speech

Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking... blah, blah, blah.

So on my final day at my last job I wanted to give a speech to sum up my feeling of nearly seven year there, but I couldn't. I'd scribbled down some notes a couple of months ago and the went something like this:

First, in no particular order, the Good & Bad things about working there:
(Names have been altered to protect the innocent)

Good	Bad

Yeah, nah, there's nothing like that that I'm quite willing to share yet. Maybe another day

Secondly let's try Learnings vs Realisations :
(same rules apply)

Learning	Realisation
Rubbish Bins	Rosters DO NOT WORK
Dishwasher	How hard is it to was a frigging fork
Paper Towels & Toilet Rolls	Your mother MUST work here
Foosball (Table soccer)	Yeah... nah
Basketball/Ice Hockey/Grid Iron	All sports play be Americans & the occasional Kiwi
How to put things in boxes & make them go away	It IS that easy, really. That fecking easy.
Office Politics	No matter what the size of the company, this is all the same
Customers	They're always right, except when they're wrong they're still right
People	Are strange, but that place wouldn't work without them that way
The Bus	Is a great way to see people change & grow over the years. Try it some time
LOTR	NAFTR
The Force	Is STRONG here
This List	Must end here

TL;DR: In the words of The Doctor, from the movie Star Wars 7: The Quest for the Holy Grail: "It's been a blast; may the force be with you, and part on dudes."