Saturday 14 February 2015

Seldom do I agree with restaurant reviewers...

... but in this case I'll make an exception.

The insert in a recent edition of our local Saturday paper (yes, we still get a paper & yes, it only has one Saturday insert) contained a less than flattering review of a new 'gourmet' burger eatery.

Not wanting to take that on face value we left it a couple of weeks and went today.

In short, 2.5 stars (from 5) would be a struggling review:

  • Fries - Crinkle cut, over cooked & over salted. 2/5
  • Coleslaw - Tasted like there had been a special on coriander this week & chef needs to get rid of the overbuy. 1/5
  • Wine - Served in unclassy tumblers. Pinot Gris was acceptable 3/5. Chardonnay tasted like remains of last Wednesdays quarter bottle 2/5.
  • My burger - 'Smokey' ordered without the onion wasn't too bad. 3/5
  • SO's burger - 'Standard' burger had no mention of pickles/gherkins in the description, but 3 sizable chunks ended up on the place. 2.5/5
Oh, and the plates... Who needs a lazy susan when these annoying things spun like a dreidel. Cut spin, fork spin. FFS, mildly frustrating.

The new restaurant has opened in the space that has previously been occupied by a couple previous of long-lived establishments. Based on the original reviewer findings, "Nobody lingers here" and our experience, I don't think it'll last the same distance as its previous occupiers.

That's just my opinion. Everybody is entitled to their own.

Sunday 1 February 2015

Twitter feed

I've added a feed from my Twitter because that probably gets inanely more frequently updated than this blog.
Feel free to follow me over there, or not.

I'm keeping the blog for longer rants that need more than 140 characters.